By Chat Too Much
Yes people, I am fresh and blessed on the scene, and as you can see my name is Chat Too Much.
Yes, is me Mavado big up inna him song dem. For real Mavado give thanx for bussing me on the scene, because I am going to chat every body business.
D'Angel and Beenie Man
Yes, I can bet a lot of you never knew that Beenie Man is not sleeping at home when night time comes. After the Doctor a come home to surprise him wife, I heard that when him took out his secret key and open the door - him see a note weh seh - I am in New York, will be back home soon.
The last time she did that with a certain artiste things never smell right after that. Anyway let’s get back to the real deal. I also heard that Beenie Man did not want D'Angel to pop him ass again… so instead of arguing with har - him started to sleep out. Well I can understand, as he sang in his collaboration with Janet Jackson - "Two Wrongs Can't Make No Right". - Beenie and D'Angel you guys better make sure that this damn relationship last for more than two years because I bet a lot of money that the relationship will last for more than two years - okay - if you don't want to do it for me please do it for Macro Dean.
Macka Diamond's new boyfriend
People, the last time Macka Diamond gave her man bun him take her head, mash it in her own windscreen. After that day Macka Diamond get mad, mad mad mad, and start to sing a lot of gun songs how she bad and mi even heard that she start to go martial arts class.
Mi hear the last man that she was giving her man bun with was not strong enough to help defend her, so this time she get one that big and thick and him is even an artiste….Yes Macka, keep it in the business this time, him can't beat you for that. So people guess the name of Macka's new man?
Well I was at Passa Passa and I noticed how Macka just went across and gave Mu-reece a big nice wet kiss - yes the whole night a the two of them a floss - even the selector did have to shout it out - "Mu-reece and Macka a date".
Macka good pick, Mu-reece big and thick - this time you man can't smash you head in your own windscreen, because Mu-reece will back yu, well just hope him no big for nothing
Black-her and Kip-Rich
People Kip Rich need to change him name from Kip Rich to Kip-her.
In one year alone him and Black-her broke-up twice and as them broke-up within weeks them back together again – the two of them remind me of two gal who argued then make up back. – Anyhow you and Black-her ever break-up again me personally ago give it to the both of you.
Black-her I know you check for Kip Rich a lot, so I think the both of you must sit down and figure out what you like, what him like and what both of you don't. Anyway the new song that you guys have on Dave Kelly new riddim bad.
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